The Passion of 304 N. Hummingbird

Friendly Neighborhood Dealer,
prove it.
My Woman’s Club is stuck in meaningful
flower arrangements.
My strongly relating teen-agers are a bore.
My husband is a civic-minded martini, and the clergyman
of our faith refuses to discuss it anymore.
Universally Respected A & P Manager,
think it over.
I look beneath your friendly surface and surprise a dream.
That little boy inside the wash-and-wear is easy to surmise
from something poignant and even sick at your stomach in your eyes.
So with faith and a mutually destructive attitude, I’m sure
we should be able to salvage something. I implore
you to call 633-4622 any weekday A.M. after 9,
Nearest Available Love Object,
Deeply Disturbing Reality Factor,
O My Friendly Dark-eyed Oldsmobilc Rep of the North
Pelham District & Environs.