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“People are modeling slugs and worms for soft robotics, but we think these cockroaches are the way to go,” —Robert Full, who studies how cockroaches move.

“You don’t get in trouble on the casino floor if you’re looking good doing it,” —Sarah, who used to be a sex worker in Reno, Nevada.

“The best ideas come out of tension, out of disagreeing. Tension is what ensures the best ideas win out,” David Moss, a history professor.

2.5 interns tall,” —the length of an ancient weapon made of shark teeth, according to biology professor Joshua Drew.

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“Think of a carton of eggs. We’ve figured out how to protect the shells and keep them from cracking, but if you shake an egg, the yolk can still get scrambled,”—Glenn Beckman, marketing director for a company that makes football helmets, on why helmets can’t prevent all concussions.

“Are you putting up any kind of fight with your gut reactions?” —Joshua Greene, a psychologist, on how to tell if you’re making a moral decision.

“The whole ‘nice guy’ trope is … like, ‘Oh, if you put in the time, you’re entitled to her.’ ... Because really she does want you, she just hasn’t realized it yet,”—Julia Lippman, who studies communication, on how romantic comedies normalize stalking.

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Alas, poor Yorick. (Noor Khamis / Reuters)

“So then we decided it was going to be Hamlet with lions,”—Rob Minkoff, director of Disney’s The Lion King.

“If you want to make your living as an artist, you paint whatever people ask you for,” —Daniel Anum Jasper, who paints movie posters in Ghana.

“You have to be careful you don’t sneeze or cough. Or breathe too much,” —Jessica Glass, a geneticist, on sequencing DNA.

“I’ve got a non-physical, subjective experience of that sandwich. You know, the feely thing inside me. Consciousness,” —your brain, according to neuroscientist Michael Graziano.

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Darren Garnick

“See what I’ll do to get elected?”—Bernie Sanders, Democratic presidential candidate, on being photographed while holding a stuffed dinosaur.

You’ll do anything when you’re trying to get elected!”Chris Christie, Republican presidential candidate, on being photographed while holding the same stuffed dinosaur.

“They always reminded me of a deep-throated jazz musician. It’s all very deep and loud and constantly changing,” —Claire Spottiswoode, who studies songbirds, on great reed warblers.

“Hindsight is 20/20. But Rand is an ophthalmologist.”—a Republican consultant on the end of Rand Paul’s presidential bid.

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“He's got a thing for trying to sever your spinal cord,” —why Pudding, a four-month-old Eurasian lynx, can’t be led around by anyone but his keeper.

“My wife was not excited about having bees in the walls. The things we do for science,” John Hafernik, 68, a biologist.

“A gigantic single point of failure, like the Death Star,”—how Carl Herberger, a cybersecurity expert, describes the Super Bowl stadium network’s vulnerability to hackers.

Luke Grinham, who studies cats: Meow?”

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“Some people brought chili beans. Not everyone thought that was the best choice for the weekend,”—Begoña Vila, a NASA engineer, on being snowed in with her team during a blizzard.

“I can’t sit there and talk and expect students that haven’t had any formal-education setting, where they have to be in a classroom, to just do what I tell them to do,”—Brandon Nattress, who teaches sixth-grade global studies.

“Every four years people are surprised to learn that this is such a screwy system, but … once the race is over, people tend to stop asking questions,”—Elaine Kamarck, who studies primary elections.

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“A lot of people come over here thinking they’re going to be John Wayne and Rambo running and gunning. It’s not like that.”Azad, who left his home in Texas to fight ISIS as a volunteer

“At the beginning, even the notion of circadian rhythms was considered to be astrology.”—Francis Lévi, an oncologist and expert in time-based medicine

“You can almost feel him before you see him.”Ed Stewart, who runs an animal sanctuary, on Nicholas the 12,000-pound elephant

“Call us old-fashioned, but we love it when our guests are able … to savor each dish in real time without the distraction of attempting to document the meal simultaneously.”—Anne Marler, co-owner of a top-rated restaurant that bans taking photos of your food

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Golfer Thomas Levet of France demonstrates the evolutionary advantages of a chin. (Jeff J Mitchell PJ / SV / Reuters)

“When we're looking at things that are uniquely human, we can't look to big brains or bipedalism because our extinct relatives had those. But they didn't have chins.” —James Pampush, who studies evolution

“In an ideal world, we would have an urban-growth boundary. … But the reality is, that this is Texas.” —Carlos Gallinar, a city planner in El Paso

“All of us are subsidizing the magnification of inequality in public schools.”—Rob Reich, an education and political science professor

“Vultures … were largely disdained and avoided, and now ... they’ve become sort of dark superhero figures.”—Erik Janowsky, who runs a program that uses trained vultures to detect illegal dumping in Peru

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At a bakery, those who loaf, loaf less. (Paulo Whitaker / Reuters)

“The probability of loafing at all does decrease in recessions … but the amount of loafing done by those who loaf increases,” —Dan Hamermesh, an economist, on slacking off at work.

““There’s a lot more turnover and less security in the job market than when my parents were my age. … [But] the same thing that causes less security and stability in jobs is the same thing that makes it easier to get ahead,” Melissa Coulbourn, 45, a personal assistant from Texas.

“Helen Keller can tell you from the grave that Clearview looks better.” —Donald Meeker, a graphic designer, on the road-sign font he helped develop—which is now being replaced.

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“Is today’s toddler with a tablet going to be tomorrow’s curmudgeon in the face of a brain-machine interface? I suspect that that will be the case,” —Chris Lucas, who studies computer science and learning.

“If I wanted to do it for the compensation, I would be better off using that time to flip burgers or go wash windows,” —Johan Rooryck, who edits academic journals.

“If the data was accurate it’d be something to celebrate, but we know it’s not accurate,”—Lisa Maatz, a lobbyist for women’s rights in education, on zero reports of rape at many American colleges.

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“When you live in Juarez, you know your status. You just say, ‘Okay, I’m going to wait two or three hours in line,’” Valeria Padilla, a college student (pictured above) who crosses the U.S.-Mexico border every day to get to school.

“A political nerd’s dream honeymoon,” —how Justin Chappell describes his reporting trip on the Iowa campaign trail with his husband Ben Spangenberg.

“Their default option if they don’t want to mate with it, or raise it, is to kick it. They’re like ninja eagles on stilts,” —Steve Portugal, who studies birds of prey.

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Saya the robot, dressed as a teacher at right, was developed by Hiroshi Kobayashi. (Issei Kato / Reuters)

“We can’t tell if these kids will treat robot tutors like toys or like living, caring persons,” —Stefan Kopp, who is designing a robot tutor.

“Think ‘8-Minute Abs’ but for emotional well-being,” —Sara Potler LaHayne on the program she founded to teach kids empathy through dance.

“I think it’s just a style we follow. I can write like a normal human being,” —Paul Kocin,  a meteorologist, on the distinctive style of National Weather Service forecast discussions ... WHICH LOOK … LIKE THIS.

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