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“When my gaze drifts toward the donuts in the mailroom, that triggers a thought process of what it would be like to taste that donut. That makes it harder to resist,” —Susan Courtney, a cognitive neuroscientist.

“The negative effects of measurement are really where you were just doing something for fun. Measurement makes it not fun,” —Jordan Etkin, a marketing professor.

“Sentencing … it’s not a science. It’s a human being dealing with other human beings. And it shouldn’t be done by computers,” —John Coughenour, a U.S. federal judge.

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Justin Bieber performs at the 2015 American Music Awards in Los Angeles. (Matt Sayles / AP)

“Polar vortexes and really hot days, and a Justin Bieber concert in a downpour,” —Alex Ficquette, who manages the Today Show’s live audience, on the challenges of his job.

“You’re only accountable for the patients that you transplant. So if you don’t transplant somebody, you can’t get in trouble,” —Kevin Cmunt, who heads an organ donation organization, on why doctors may conduct fewer transplants.

“I think there is an awareness in the city now. You know: Houston, we have a problem,” —Terri Burke, who runs the ACLU of Texas, on LGBT rights in Houston.

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“This is an area when I can get agreement from Bernie Sanders and Mitch McConnell. That doesn’t happen that often,” Barack Obama, president of the U.S., on the nation’s growing opioid epidemic.

“If a predator came along, they’d be screwed. They seem completely fearless,” —Liana Zanette, who studies wildlife populations.

“Conditional apologies do not work well. They are the jiu-jitsu of apologies: ‘I’m sorry if you were offended, what’s wrong with you?’”Edwin Battistella, a linguist who studies apologies.

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Phil Noble / Reuters

“In Switzerland, you get chocolates and watches. In Hungary, you get dentistry,” —Miklos Rozsa, a Hungarian business consultant.

“They look just like cocoa puffs,” —Kelly Boland, a wildlife biologist, on how to identify rabbit poop.

“I woke up one day and said to my wife, ‘I think I’ll run for Congress.’ And she said, ‘Shut up and go to sleep,’” Richard Hanna, a Republican representative from New York, who is leaving Congress after three terms.

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“He’s a zero. He’s a commie. He’s as useless as tits on a boar hog,” —Harry Jones, a Baptist and Donald Trump supporter, on Pope Francis.

“It’s almost as if museums have become churches,” —Sharon Gerstel, who studies the acoustics of ancient churches, on the silence in modern museums.

“You’re in a no-win situation. Often you see institutional barriers that you can’t quite prove are racist or sexist, but you get the sense that you’re being treated differently. And when you do succeed at something, people try to take that away from you,” —Arwa Mahdawi, a New York-based advertiser, on being a minority in the business world.

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“With surrogacy, you’re not just putting something in a toaster and having it come out,” —Elizabeth Reis, a professor of gender and bioethics.

​“The French were blaming it on the Italians, the Italians were blaming it on the French, et cetera,” John Parascandola, a medical historian, on the unknown origins of syphilis.

“Well, we don’t have blood in our universe. That’s pretty nice,” —Sean Murray, who designed a video game with a self-generating universe.

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“I happen to have watched a lot of movies in my life and suddenly I think maybe that wasn’t such a waste of my time,” Sally Warring, who films pond scum (above) through a microscope.

“It feels like I'm naked or something without being constantly updated on what’s going on,” —Emma Gingerich, who grew up Amish, on technology.

“I always say to myself: ‘That’s a problem for future Jason,’” —Jason Dela Cruz, a college student, on how he avoids worrying.

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Carlos Barria / Reuters

“Absolutely not. … We won’t let our guys vote,” —a conservative consultant on whether the Senate would confirm President Obama’s Supreme Court nominee.

“They have to beg and plead and buy coffee for colleagues a million times before anyone associates their expertise with their name,” Kate Clancy, an anthropology professor, on her female scientist peers.

“There’s whole books now on visualizing your life by writing your obituary. I just think that’s weird,” —Heather Lende, an obituarist in rural Alaska.

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Harry Potter makes a very creative cake in a London baking contest. (Neil Hall / Reuters)

“Remind them that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger have to bend the rules to fight against the Dark Arts,” Adam Grant, a psychology professor, on how to encourage kids’ creativity.

“We hear members of Congress complain about it almost as if we’re victims. We are not. We are the perpetrators,” —Mike Lee, a Republican senator from Utah, on a strong executive branch.

“Maybe it can start with women getting paid more.”
“I don’t get why we’re not, because we’re more qualified,” —Leilani Carlos, who is 11, and Mandisa Bailey, who is 13, on how to deal with gender inequality.

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A duck surveys its empire (Jason Reed / Reuters)

“In the end, if it isn’t a duck, it shouldn’t quack like a duck,”—Deepika Bahri, who teaches postcolonial studies, on what Facebook has in common with imperialism.

“It is very strange how the Russians started killing us. We didn’t kill them and now they are killing us,”—a Syrian activist in Turkey.

“Gravity is a weak force. Measuring these things is bloody hard,”—Scott Hughes, who has modeled the sound of gravitational waves.

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Thomas Peter / Reuters

“It’s a really dangerous business to say, ‘computers will never,’ and then say something after that,” —Murray Campbell, who developed the first computer to defeat a reigning world chess champion.

“The transition from declaring your major to getting a job is a wasteland,” —Anthony Carnevale, who studies education and the workforce.

“Quite a lot of our patients die prematurely. Not because the transplant fails … It’s due to the drugs that I prescribe every day,”—Oliver Witzke, a doctor who specializes in kidney disease, on the toxic side effects of immunosuppressants.

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Rick Wilking / Reuters

“All right, nothing else is coming off,” —Bernie Sanders (pictured above), Democratic presidential candidate, after taking off his jacket at a campaign stop.

“I’ve got a third-degree Bern!”
“I’m lit on fire right now! I’ve got the Bern so bad!”
Bernie’s an arsonist!” —Sam Richardson, Greg Smith, and Daniel Pontoh, who feel the Bern for Sanders.

“When you use a picture like that for so long, it’s not a person anymore; it’s just pixels,” —Jeff Seideman, who studies image processing, on the Playboy centerfold photo frequently used in imaging research.

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