Fortune Smiles on Chief Tecumseh

WHEN old wife,
Name of Liz,
Answered phone
We won quiz:

Won one ton
Beauty cream,
Terre Haute
Baseball team;

Icebox, car,
Motorboat,
Roomful cough
Drops for throat;

Thousand cans
Corned beef hash,
Ruby ring,
Plenty cash;

All-expense
Trip to Banff
Where I found
True romanff;

Liked her kiss,
Liked her squeeze,
Shoved Liz in
Lake Louise;

Took new wife
Home with me,
All my friends
Glad to see;

Told them wife
Look like dream
Since she use
Beauty cream;

Hope new wife
Can win quiz
When she get
Old as Liz.