Half an Hour Before Supper
“ SO she’s here, your unknown Dulcinea, — the lady you met on the train,—
And you really believe she would know you if you were to meet her
again ? ”
And you really believe she would know you if you were to meet her
again ? ”
“Of course,” he replied, “ she would know me ; there never was womankind
yet
Forgot the effect she inspired. She excuses, but does not forget.”
yet
Forgot the effect she inspired. She excuses, but does not forget.”
“ Then you told her your love ? ” asked the elder ; the younger looked up
with a smile,
“ I sat by her side half an hour, — what else was I doing the while !
with a smile,
“ I sat by her side half an hour, — what else was I doing the while !
“ What, sit by the side of a woman as fair as the sun in the sky,
And look somewhere else lest the dazzle flash back from your own to her
eye ?
And look somewhere else lest the dazzle flash back from your own to her
eye ?
“ No, I hold that the speech of the tongue be as frank and as bold as the
look,
And I held up herself to herself, — that was more than she got from her book.”
look,
And I held up herself to herself, — that was more than she got from her book.”
“Young blood!” laughed the elder ; “no doubt you are voicing the mode of
To-Day ;
But then we old fogies, at least, gave the lady some chance for delay.
To-Day ;
But then we old fogies, at least, gave the lady some chance for delay.
“ There’s my wife—(you must know) — we first met on the journey from
Florence to Rome:
It took me three weeks to discover who was she and where was her home ;
Florence to Rome:
It took me three weeks to discover who was she and where was her home ;
“ Three more to be duly presented; three more ere I saw her again;
And a year ere my romance began where yours ended that day on the train.”
And a year ere my romance began where yours ended that day on the train.”
“ O, that was the style of the stage-coach ; we travel to-day by express ;
Forty miles to the hour,” he answered, “won’t admit of a passion that’s less.”
Forty miles to the hour,” he answered, “won’t admit of a passion that’s less.”
“ But what if you make a mistake ?” quoth the elder. The younger half sighed.
“ What happens when signals are wrong or switches misplaced ? ” he replied.
“ What happens when signals are wrong or switches misplaced ? ” he replied.
“ Very well, I must bow to your wisdom,” the elder returned, “but admit
That your chances of winning this woman your boldness has bettered no whit.
That your chances of winning this woman your boldness has bettered no whit.
“ Why, you do not, at best, know her name. And what if I try your ideal
With something, if not quite so fair, at least more en régle and real ?
With something, if not quite so fair, at least more en régle and real ?
“ Let me find you a partner. Nay, come, I insist — you shall follow — this way.
My dear, will you not add your grace to entreat Mr. Rapid to stay ?
My dear, will you not add your grace to entreat Mr. Rapid to stay ?
“ My wife, Mr. Rapid— Eh, what ! Why, he’s gone, — yet he said he would
come ;
How rude ! I don’t wonder, my dear, you are properly crimson and dumb!”
come ;
How rude ! I don’t wonder, my dear, you are properly crimson and dumb!”
Bret Harte.