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The space shuttle Atlantis, wrapped in plastic (John Raoux / AP)

“I guess if you use enough Saran Wrap you could build a pretty secure submarine … but … it’s not something I would want to trust with my life.” —Matthew Green, a cryptography professor, on the risks of designing your own encryption system

“Asking somebody to still live on the streets and get clean and then come to us for housing is just a recipe for failure.”—Brenda Rosen, who runs a nonprofit that provides housing to formerly homeless New Yorkers

“Dolphins can swim amazingly fast, and eagles can fly as high as a jet, but this is our trick.”—Stephen Levinson, who studies language, on humans’ speedy response times during a conversation

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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“We’re sweeping across the Earth’s surface, taking a scan of the surface of the Earth.” —Kevin Bullock, who works with satellite imagery, on how a newly released photo of Colorado (above) was created

“We don’t have adequate staff. We don’t have adequate equipment. We don’t have adequate knowledge.” —Cheryl Phillips, who advocates for older adults, on nursing homes’ ability to care for obese patients

“Pinning a kid to the ground until they stop fighting and start crying, it’s barbaric if you think about it.” —Sean Hennessey, who works at a residential school for children with behavioral disorders, on the disciplinary practice of restraint

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Paul Stares, who wrote a new report on global conflicts: “I think there’s this sort of unease among American experts about the whole European project, the integrity of the European Union.”

Jeff Weaver, Bernie Sanders’s campaign manager, on super PACs: “Do I have control over what private people do in the world? No. Do I wish people who want to set up super PACs would do that? No. Do I have any legal recourse as long as they are following the law? No.”

Richard Price, founder of a website for posting academic research: “What we’re seeing is that the general public wants to read scholarly papers.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Gary Cook, who studies energy policy: “The Internet is the single biggest thing we’re going to build as a species.”

Daniel MacArthur, who studies genetics: “Every single one of us is walking around with hundreds of genetic changes that look like they should cause disease, but actually don’t.”

What Kim Henke, who advocates against fear of Islam at her child’s school, has been accused of: “Working for Obama, working for George Soros. I’m also a solstice-worshipper—that’s one I’ve gotten, too.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Carmen Smith, who has diabetes, on buying insulin without a prescription: “It’s not like we go in our trench coat and a top hat, saying, ‘Uh, I need the insulin.’ The clerks usually don’t know it’s a big secret.”

Nancy Pelosi, the House Democratic leader: “Evidently, the Republican deficit hawks are an endangered species now.”

Ronald Mason, who designed a scholarship program aimed at boosting the number of black male teachers: “We take these young men who were expected to go to jail or graduate at only a 20 percent clip. And they’re succeeding.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Ray Mariano (pictured above), who runs a public housing system in Massachusetts: “If you want a government benefit, then you have to do something for it.”

Rachel Cohen, who works for a drug-research nonprofit,  on a forthcoming markup for medicine that treats Chagas disease: “You’re talking about a 100,000 percent or 150,000 percent price increase.”

Susan Isaacs, a Christian comedian: “There’s nothing funny in the Bible, except the stuff that’s unintentionally funny. Like when Joshua climbs a mountain of foreskins.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Gordon Burghardt, a psychologist and ecologist: “I have a friend who raised chickens, and he thought of them like family.”

George Gellert, a medical official, on his hospital’s practice of employing scribes to take notes for doctors: “This is literally an exploding industry, filling a perceived gap, but there is no regulation or oversight at all.”

Phillip Rogaway, a computer scientist and encryption advocate: “I don’t think you can have a healthy democracy without healthy journalism, and I don’t think you have healthy journalism without the ability to conduct a private conversation.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Tina Collier, a Donald Trump supporter: “I really am worried that if he keeps saying some of what he’s been saying he might drive people away.”

Steven Allison, a biology professor: “Dead animals are big, concentrated blobs of protein and fat, and these microbes are lurking in the soil ready to start eating our bodies when we die.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

Chris Urmson, who designs self-driving cars, on the early response to elevators: “You couldn’t possibly imagine relinquishing your life to this thing. So it was people’s job to sit in the elevator and press the button for you—because it was so complicated.”

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A Victoria’s Secret model, on her preparations for the brand’s annual runway show: “It feels like we’re training for the Olympics.”

Nancy Brennan, a bird biologist, on a cat she taught to stop hunting birds:“He had never missed a dawn hunting until he had been wearing my contraption for about a year. He was just like, ‘Oh, forget it.’” (Now, the cat has “started sleeping in.”)

Dan Romer, a researcher, on the myth of holiday suicides: “The point is not to make it sound like everyone’s considering it. ... People might be isolated or lonely, but that's no reason to tell them that other people in their situation are killing themselves.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Yuni Chang, a college student, on the role of Asian Americans in campus protests: “It’s hard to realize that you can be both an oppressor and an oppressed person.”

Erin Johnson, the head elf at Bloomingdale’s: “You have to talk to the kids in an elf way, and talk to the parents in a not-elf way.”

Benjamin Abella, who studies emergency medicine, on his students: “The more they see of my life, they say, ‘We don’t want to do what you do.’”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Justin Theroux (pictured above), star of The Leftovers, on his character Kevin Garvey: “It’s a vulnerable thing to say you’re seeing somebody, especially when they’re quite possibly a figment of your imagination.”

Jeff Dabiri, who studies jellyfish, on what happened when he held one for a photo shoot: “I got dozens of stings, mostly on my crotch. After that, I’ve learned to say no to photographers.”

Andrew Meltzoff, a psychology professor: “I’m trying to teach the roboticists to think like a baby. And I mean that in a good way.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey and GOP presidential candidate, in an interview with Jeffrey Goldberg: “No one will break my balls like you do.”

Jason Farahnik, who works at a recycling facility: “Future populations are going to look at landfills like they are goldmines, full of resources, and wonder what we were all thinking.”

Arthur Wheaton, who studies the auto industry, on the backlash against self-driving cars: “It’s a lot like the gun debate: ‘You’ll pry my steering wheel from my cold dead hands.’”

What Jonathan Guzman’s uncle told him as he prepared to graduate college: “Remember, money isn’t everything. But it is almost everything.”

(Previous quotes from our sources here)

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