It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Bernie Sanders
Editor’s Note: This article previously appeared in a different format as part of The Atlantic’s Notes section, retired in 2021.
Our readers, like us, are disappointed to learn that Bernie Sanders will not be skydiving into his rally in California tonight:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! https://t.co/NCrv9WSCDW
— Andrew Bowman (@LousyPundit) June 3, 2016
Damnit https://t.co/U8oukbGoBD
— Diane Jeanty (@dianejeanty) June 3, 2016
Just lost my vote. https://t.co/19vn8Ve1wf
— Taylor Armosino (@tarmosino) June 3, 2016
Guys, we’re here for you. With some help from our photo editor, Alan Taylor, we decided to make it happen:

Feel the wind, Bernie.